Sylvia Makes Awesomeness!!!!

Earlier this week I celebrated something. To do her part in celebrating that something Sylvia made me a power bracelet.

On the front side, or what I will deem the front side, is a soccer ball. Look.

On the back side is a basketball. Look and see.

And there you have it. It's all about sports. Yet, it's still totally awesome.

Snow

Most people aren't aware that snow is just crystalized awesome that falls from the sky. It cancels school. Think about it. It can have its down side. The last person to blame Sylvia for all the snow woke up to this. Don't tempt her. Evil can be Nice. But Nice can be Diabolical.

I Warned Everyone

I told you via PSA that trying to invent awesomeness doesn't work. You didn't listen. Now Sylvia will mock you. Do you feel the mocking? Aw yeah. You feel the mocking.

13 Days!

13 Days until the aquarium gets cristened. Be there or be square.

Bring Me The Sylvia PSA

Some people may be jealous of Sylvia and her awesomeness. They, too, want awesome abilities. Science may provide one with an opportunity to create pseudo-awesomeness, but it just isn't the same. Look at the fishbowl helmet. Don't be the fishbowl helmet. You're better than that.

14 Days!!!

14 Days until we dedicate the 15 Fathoms aquarium to noneother than Sylvia herself. Be there, or miss out.

Aquatic Mammal High Five

Fist bumps with Sylvia are like Aquatic Mammal High Fives. They explode from nowhere and are totally Awesome!!!! Also, one or both parties fall in water. Awesome has a balance issue.