Much like The Force, Awesomeness has two sides. On the one side you have Good Awesome and on the other Evil Awesome. The Sylvia is Good Awesome, otherwise known as The Golda. Her counterpart is The Evil Sylvia, known as The Goldi.
The two co-exist only because one without the other one would be so Awesome that the Awesomeness would consume her. The entire balance of the universe rests on both Sylvia being friends. Should one turn on the other, let's just say things would get crazy.
Therefore, both The Goldi and The Golda are equally Awesome. Only difference between the two, The Goldi's Awesome usually requires Aloe Vera to heal the burning.
And that's how the Awesome Scale is balanced.
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