Thursday, January 27, 2011
Instrumentalism
Sylvia's preferred method of travel is the car. Unfortunately, she doesn't have one. What she does have is plenty of carbon, in the form of CO2. What Sylvia has plenty of she likes to share with others. What better way to do this than to pick up the flute?
That's right, when not making awesome or saying awesome, she plays awesome. Sylvia is a flutist, or flautist if you want to get fancy. That requires her to blow air across an opening and do some fancy work with her fingers. This resembles hyperventilation. How doesn't she pass out? That's like asking how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. The World may never know.
I do know this, Sylvia's Awesome lungs are comparable but opposite to Kirby's. In fact, if she wanted to she could blow down a house of bricks. But Sylvia likes pigs, so she'd never do that. Still, be mindful and stay on her good side. Or else.
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yay, kirby! -sylvia
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