and forge artifacts of awesomeness to share with her friends and family. See, the language of
Sylvia's awesomeness is one of a Zen master in complete silent thought. Words, to Sylvia, are
things to be mumbled so that the listener can determine what they want to hear. From this, Sylvia
judges a person's heart good or bad. She's the last Jedi, EVER.
Sylvia graced me with three artifacts of awesomeness that all show her evolution through
awesomenimity. First and foremost she made me The Friendship Bracelet. Primitive in design and
idea, the bracelet holds a deeper purpose. The weaving of individual strands of thread unite to
show how through her awesomeness of acceptance, we are woven into one unit of friendship. Surely
there are other friendship bracelets out there, but each is as unique as the friendship Sylvia
awesomely shares with that person.
Next came The Mini-Gir. Everyone should know by now that some of Sylvia's favorite myths are the
legends of Invader Zim. And the true hero of any Invader Zim episode is GIR. Upon
completion of a mighty GIR doll that comes with its own dog suit, Sylvia set out to make me my
very own GIR doll. Small in stature, it carries a mighty awesomeness from Sylvia. Put together
from scraplings of the original doll, The Mini-Gir stands for "I miss you cupcake."
The third artifact was the most personal for me. After quizzing me until I had succumbed to her
awesomenimity, she learned that my favorite animal (or power animal if you will) is the żubr (bison). She knit me a white żubr that I've named Kuba. His arms are packed with so much
awesomeness that it looks like he's on awesome steroids. Sylvia wants you to know in your
subconcious that she packs a mighty punch.
The beauty of these artifacts is that they are so awesome they combine to form an artifact that
only Sylvia could dream up of. The Voltron-like being is called The Żugir! All one can do is bask
in its awesomeness.
Look for more Sylvia Makes Awesomeness in the future.
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