Bring Me The Sylvia Launch

Welcome to everyone who wants to celebrate the awesomeness that is Sylvia. Let's face it, she owns the awesome dimension. What with the awesomeness she makes, the awesomeness she says (Why is there always a dead guy in the bathroom?), and her general awesomenimity she is a being to be revered, feared, and generally made a fuss over.

That is why we here at Bring Me The Sylvia will be doing our darndest to show her the world is a little softer while she steps upon it, the sky a little brighter whilst she shines, and the burns so much more scalding when she finely let's loose that Vegan coated tongue of doom!

In the coming days we will begin building our library of tribute to the living legend herself. Complete with the official dedication of the Fifteen Fathoms aquarium.

I ask that any and all fans sign up on the followers gadget so that Sylvia can know we're all here for her. In the future we will be accepting fan mail for Sylvia so that the fans of Sylvia can declare their fandom of her in verse, sculpting, photography, painting, drawing, song, dance, and even total silence. Because sometimes just the mere thought of her shuts your brain down as you realize you can never be...The Sylvia.

Enjoy!